Sarcastic jokes are a sudden blow. These are meant to leave the receiver speechless.
What is life without laughter? In an intense situation, it is an art to make people laugh. Life is more wonderful if you have a sense of humor about you. It is normal for the tension to build up in one’s life, and jokes act as the perfect tension breakers in such situations.
Here we are talking about sarcasm which isn’t your usual “they all laughed and were happy” sort of humor. Rather, it is a way of poking fun at someone else. There are many occasions when sarcasm delivers, what a fist would otherwise. Oh, the sweet mysteries of life!
What are sarcastic jokes?
Sarcastic jokes are a sudden blow. They can often offend, unlike witty jokes that are meant to protect. These are meant to leave the receiver speechless. If a conversation ensues, it is usually a conversation worth listening to. Here are few sarcastic jokes for you to enjoy.
A rude man was asking for directions from people and was getting ignored because of his demeanor. Finally, he came up to an old man who was sitting on a bench. He asked the old man
“Hey old man! In this rude city can’t a man get proper directions?”
The old man made a sarcastic comeback with calmness in his voice, “Yes, he can. But, I don’t see a MAN asking for directions here.”
The man was speechless.
A party was at its peak when a woman who had been drinking went up to a guy and asked if he would assist her to the ladies’ room. The guy took her hand and accompanied her to her destination. After the lady was done, she came out and found the man outside the door. With a little irritation in her voice she said, “Oh God! Just because I gave you a hand doesn’t mean I am willing to do anything. You’re cheap if you think that.”
The man replied, “You handed me your purse before you went in. I must leave urgently. Now, thinking is not my strong suit, but I think you’ll need it to find yourself a cab. I have heard that the cabbie charges money for favors. Forgive me for my insolence. “; and he left. Whereas for the woman, the booze had started to wear off.
These are some examples
“I’m not saying your perfume is too strong. I’m just saying the canary was alive before you got here.”
“I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.”
“Honesty may be the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.”
“If I promise to miss you, will you go far away, like, really far away?”
“I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in hello!”
“Did something very bad happen to you, or are you just naturally this terrible of a person?”
“Please tell me this train of thought you’re on has a caboose.”
“If you need so much space, there’s always NASA.”
“Strong people don’t put others down. They just lift them up and slam them on the ground.”
“Oh, I didn’t tell you? But I guess, it must be none of your business then.”
“When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.”
“When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he forced me pay in advance.”
“Do you know that you would probably kill yourself if you’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.”
“I describe friendship like this – Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza.”
“Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.”